So we’re combining a bunch of customs and border protection agencies into one shining, hulking mass of metal and muscle known as AUSTRALIAN BORDER FORCE.
Sounding more like the title of a poorly put together straight-to-VHS action film from the late 80s than an actual functional government agency, the new organisation has been met with some derision from the usual outlets.
But instead of complaining, let’s steer into the skid. If it sounds like a poorly put together straight-to-VHS action film from the late 80s, we should do our best to turn it into that, bit by bit.
The first essential ingredient? A totally over-the-top theme song, which the internet has dutifully provided for us today.
*sniff* It’s… it’s beautiful.
