Anna Kendrick Cleaned Out Her Closet, Live Tweeted It For You

In case you needed any further proof that Anna Kendrick‘s Twitter game approaches near-military levels of precision, the Pitch Perfect star recently cleaned out her closet, and took us with her every magical goddamn step of the way. 

It started out simply enough, with a question about why H&M hangers are so damn good – smart move, as they’ll probably now supply her with hundreds to say thanks for the free publicity.

Quick question why are H&M hangers the best?Both shirt and pant. Can I buy them? For real. I’m organizing and those velvet hangers are a LIE

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 28, 2015

From there, Kendrick quickly entered the ‘why do I own so much shit?’ phase of cleaning, which is usually accompanied by heavy drinking and questioning of all major life choices:

I own entirely too many brassieres. I only have the one set of boobs, I don’t know who I think I’m kidding. #OrganizingDay

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 28, 2015

Other important life questions were asked:

“Why do you have a blue pixie-cut wig?” “Because it was 25 dollars, and I had 25 dollars.” #OrganizingDay

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 28, 2015

She then gave a shout-out to the disturbingly well-scrubbed a cappella group that is Pentatonix:

Bingeing @PTXofficial while I sort recycling. They are monsters. #OrganizingDay #Inspo

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 28, 2015

… and bristled at a fan’s suggestion that she was devoting too much time to Tweeting and not enough time to cleaning:

@smilingkendrick Shut your mouth!

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 28, 2015

Another truth bomb came soon after:

Stray bobbie pins; you are my Everest. #OrganizingDay

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 28, 2015

Then this happened:

When you’re getting rid of old makeup and you and your (male) bff end up with full Kylie level beat face. #OrganizingDay

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 29, 2015

Finally, she did what any sensible person would do after a day of tough physical labour and hit the piss:

That bottle of wine that you have in case of a “special occasion” and how 7pm starts to feel real “special” when you got no other booze

— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) August 29, 2015

We are all Anna Kendrick and Anna Kendrick is all of us.