A Third Of The Avengers Assembled To Shake Their Dicks At Splendour

A third of The Avengers have assembled for the annual bender that is Splendour In The Grass, and people are not coping well with the sheer amount of handsomeness and star power that has descended upon humble Byron Bay.

Chris Hemsworth and Mark Ruffalo are attending the festival, and an anonymous punter who copped an eyeful of Thor told PEDESTRIAN.TV:

“He was hanging out at Gold Bar with his wife, older brother and some of their mates, including Ruffalo, from about 8:30pm. He was trying to keep a low profile, but that’s hard to do when you’re 6ft and ripped to shit. He was dancing and chatting with his group at the side of stage for The Avalanches and The Strokes and was just minding his own business having a good time. He did have one security guard with him though, who was getting up people for trying to take selfies and videos with him in the background. He didn’t take photos with anyone, people mostly left him be. He shook hands with a few fans though, and introduced himself as ‘Chris’.”
Various starstruck members of the P.TV editorial team were on site, and caught a glimpse of Hemmo at The Avalanches:
Taika Waititi, director of What We Do In The Shadows, Hunt For The Wilderpeople and the upcoming Thor: Ragnarok was also hanging around. 
This has been your important Chris Hemsworth update for today.
Photo: Pedestrian.

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