When you’re cooked, the last thing you want to do is cook.

Deliveroo Announce Breakfast Delivery To Cure Your Crustiest Hangovers

After a night on the sauce, heading into the kitchen for a Jamie Oliver-style fry up is a terrible idea. Your hygiene levels are low. Your self-esteem even lower. Your hand-eye coordination will not be at a level suitable for utilising anything sharper than a spoon.

Throw this all together, and the only thing you’ll get close to making is an idiot sandwich. Of yourself.

Deliveroo know this. That’s why they’ve today debuted a breakfast delivery service nationwide*. Yes, you read that right, you bleary eyed mess of a human. It’s breakfast, delivered.

(*except for Tassie. Send my apologies to the devils).

From today onwards, Deliveroo will be cycling brekkies from over 250 of Australia’s best restaurants straight to your door.

Well hello there…… ::

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Melbourne foodies will be rapt to hear gastronomical favourites Top Paddock (helloooo hotcakes) and Tall Timber are in on it. Serotonin Eatery is also on board in case you need a top up of happy chemicals.

Other participating restaurants include, but are not limited to:

SYDNEY
Mary’s
Kepos St Kitchen
Devon’s Café
Shenkin
Thr1ve

Brekky in the CBD. For custodians of hangovers, laughing gears and pie holes. @loggerheadcoffeeco @212_blu

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MELBOURNE
Matcha Mylkbar
Pancake Parlour
As well as the aforementioned Tall Timber, Top Paddock and Serotonin Eatery

How amazing is this snap of our matcha pancakes and sneaky 'medium rare' burger by @brittanydiguistini ????????????

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BRISBANE
Pineapple Express
Suburban
Melt Brothers
Ripe
The Farm Wholefoods

Acai bowls… poolside! ???????????????? #pineappleexpresscafe #portsidewharf #jamesstreet @rachmyers__

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GOLD COAST
The Little Mermaid
Sage
Vintage Espresso
Addiction Food and Coffee

Hump day breakfast… we got you covered ????☕️ How could you resist this ????

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CANBERRA
Toasted
Pancake Parlour
Courtyard by Milkcrate
Thr1ve
Doughnut Department

Sunny with a chance of yolk…. 😉

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PERTH
The Coffee Club
Dr Clause
Tarts Café
Le Vietnam
West End Deli Cereal & Sandwich Bar

Deliveroo will be dishing out delivery completely free of charge up until next Sunday, October 22nd.

Go ahead. It is the most important meal of the day.

Image: Top Paddock