After 15 looooooooooong years, our true lord and saviour Russell Coight (Glenn Robbins) is back with his glorious mockumentary series All Aussie Adventures. The very first episode of season three aired tonight and hoo boy, it was GOOD. And by good I mean Russell kept hurting himself and it was bloody hilarious.
The man literally got his dick stuck in a hose – whatta legend.
In episode one we headed back to the remote outback country to… fix a fence, hunt for definitely-not-protected-species of food, and to examine the rough terrain for extremely rare sticks.
Oh, we also got a good look at what our country has to offer. As Russell said, “This country is home to unique fauna, not to mention animals.”
Speaking of unique fauna and animals:
With a keen eye and some sharp reflexes, food is not hard to find…#AllAussieAdventures pic.twitter.com/gvOR8wDJS5
— Russell Coight’s #AllAussieAdventures (@RussellCoight) August 5, 2018
FOOKEN HELL.
True to himself, the adorable dingus kept hurting himself, even taking a rod to the groin and a big ol’ whack to the head.
Exhibit A:
“Heading through a farm means one thing – stock. And that means fences, which is two things”#AllAussieAdventures pic.twitter.com/4KX1M60A1F
— Russell Coight’s #AllAussieAdventures (@RussellCoight) August 5, 2018
For breakfast, ol’ Russell proved he was getting into the clean eating routine with a refreshing smoothie. Of course, he nearly lost his hand in the blender but it’s the thought that counts.
By the very first ad break, people were already loving Russell’s return to the little screen and celebrated accordingly:
(Not to mention every single ad break opens with Russell winking at ya.)
I’m in stitches already! just like the good old times back in the day 😂 @RussellCoight #AllAussieAdventures @channelten
— Sam (@yma6rocks) August 5, 2018
It’s been 14yrs but my body (and my feet) is ready! #AllAussieAdventures pic.twitter.com/6pKFPYFLPI
— BEERBOY-182 🍥 (@beerboy182) August 5, 2018
https://twitter.com/yeahgdaypodcast/status/1026040087467909120
This is just a show of Russell crashing into shit, getting hurt and it’s bloody hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂 #AllAussieAdventures @channelten
— C L A I R E (@ClaireeBear95) August 5, 2018
Russell has aged barely a day. The searing outback sun can’t touch him. #AllAussieAdventures
— Clifton Hill cat (@CliftonHcat) August 5, 2018
Then, when you think Russell can’t hurt himself any more in a 30 minute episode – the man jumps into a dodgy speedboat with a bunch of FLARES.
What could go wrong?
If you missed the episode you can catch it on TenPlay – it should be uploaded in the next hour or so.
Also, there are only seven episodes so savour these following weeks.
Catch the next episode of All Adventures Adventures, 7:30 Sunday on Channel 10.
P.S
You can count on Russell to lend a hand…#AllAussieAdventures pic.twitter.com/9Eh575kXVr
— Russell Coight’s #AllAussieAdventures (@RussellCoight) August 5, 2018
The narration, the khaki, the DODGY HANDSHAKES – beautiful.
P.P.S
Obviously…
No animals were harmed in the making of this series… #AllAussieAdventures pic.twitter.com/jFFwXZbpQD
— Russell Coight’s #AllAussieAdventures (@RussellCoight) August 5, 2018