Fuck it, here’s a controversial opinion: actor-director Kenneth Branagh’s moustache in the upcoming Murder On The Orient Express is immaculate, even if his bushy take on Hercule Poirot’s whiskers ain’t exactly canonical.
While the first trailer for the blockbuster Agatha Christie adaptation spends precious little time on that mo’ (is it real? Is it CGI? We need answers, damnit), it does show off the rest of the flick’s stellar cast.
Penélope Cruz, Daisy Ridley, Judi Dench, Michelle Pfeiffer, Willem Dafoe, Josh Gad, Derek Jacobi…
*deep breath*
… Leslie Odom, Jr., Marwan Kenzari, Olivia Colman, Lucy Boynton, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, and fuck-off incredible dancer Sergei Polunin will all be on deck to work out exactly who killed Johnny Depp.
The flick arrives internationally on November 10. Marvel at Branagh’s soup-strainer until then.
Source: 20th Century Fox / YouTube.
