Australia has some majestic train stations, with upwards of two, even three of them rumoured to not be covered in piss.
But some yahoos who couldn’t leave well-enough alone have gone and ruined all that. They’ve made a mess of things, screwed the pooch, cocked it all up if you will.
They shot a porno at a Geelong station is what we’re getting at.
While technically published in March this year, ‘Trainline Tramp’ has only recently caught the attention of authorities, who are by all reports keen to Shut That Shit Down.
The eight-minute video stars Melbourne graffiti personality Staytrue and an unnamed man screwing around in masks at North Shore Railway Station, Norlane. The plot, by the sounds of things, is extremely thin, and can be summed up as “woman tries to spray paint a shelter, dude stops her, they boink on a bench”.
V/Line are now working with Victoria Police to find these masked buggers, and while the company’s spokesman Rob Curtain couldn’t comment much further he did say they were “appalled” by the sex movie.
We could show you a bunch of lurid screenshots, but you know what amateur porn looks like and you know what train stations look like, so we’ll let you do that mental arithmetic all by yourself.
But while we don’t endorse viewing a single frame of the filthy, filthy train video, we will let you, our humble reader, make up your own mind about the porno, found here.
We would also recommend our Geelong readers stay the fuck away from North Shore Railway Station’s bench.
Source: News.com.
Photo: Supplied.
