Australia Has A Lot Of Feelings About Sam & Sasha Tapping Out On Their Relo

*gingerly approaches a nation in mourning*

Um, Australia? It’s us, your gr8 m8s PEDESTRIAN.TV. Just, um, checking in to see how you’re faring after news the first ‘Bachelor / Bachelorette’ couple anyone actually gave two shits about, Sam Frost and Sasha Mielczarek, have split after 18 months of what looked to be bliss if their socials are anything to go by.

Some people are eating through the pain, while others are swearing off relationships in 2017.

Sam and Sasha broke up? True Love really is dead. 2016 just can’t get any worse… … …

— Mark Gottlieb (@MarkGottliebFOX) December 27, 2016

Too upset about Sam and Sasha, going to eat the rest of my pavlova to make me feel better

— Peregrin Took (@amielee_) December 27, 2016

Sam and Sasha broke up what the fuck ????????????

— Laura Polotnianka (@LPolotnianka) December 27, 2016

Slightly devo Sam and Sash broke up #bacheloretteau pic.twitter.com/JDc0CZAYk3

— Jenna Guillaume (@JennaGuillaume) December 27, 2016

But Sam and Sasha ??????????

— always (@smileymileyJF) December 27, 2016

Love is a lie ?????? Sam and Sasha are over ????

— Clare Bourne (@clare_bourne) December 27, 2016

I may be in a 3 & a half year ongoing committed relationship, but Sam & Sasha breaking up has confirmed for me that love is dead

— Emily Mevissen (@emevz) December 27, 2016

Sam and Sasha split up ?? 2016 ain’t done kicking just yet

— Bec (@aussiee13) December 27, 2016

I was not emotionally prepared for a Sam and Sasha split

— Sammy (@Sammyrobinson_) December 27, 2016

Ok wow I am so sad about Sam and Sasha ????????????

— hayls ? . (@beenyouhayley) December 27, 2016

You let it out, honeys.