Adele Fans Are Mad Keen To Find Her Secret Twitter For Drunk Shitposts

When she’s not using her voice to render pure emotion into soundwaves, Adele uses it for some wild banter. Take her mid-gig pause during her recent Adelaide show, in which the powerhouse vocalist asked “what do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath.”

You can only imagine how loose she’d get on social media, and we mean that quite literally: Adele revealed at her Brisbane gig that she really, truly does have an undercover Twitter account so she can unleash with impunity.

She told the crowd “I was looking on Twitter last night. They don’t know I have a secret account, well obviously they do now because I said that.

“By ‘they,’ I mean my management. I’m not allowed access to my own Twitter because I’m quite mouthy and I say the wrong thing a lot of the time.

“So they took that privilege away from me.”
That admission backed up a previous claim she made to the BBC, in which she said was fond of the ol’ “drunk tweet” every now and again. Armed with the reminder of this potent knowledge, fans of the singer have, once again, struck up the search for her Very Good Tweets™.

Still, there are a few privacy-respecting peeps who just want the woman to have her peace. They’re probs the kind of people who would choose to ignore those curious black boxes trundling towards the stage before each gig. 


  Mostly, her Stans just want some form of acknowledgement from an account that ain’t totally sanitised by label bigwigs. 


As for what her username actually is, there have been few solid leads. For all of that fan fervour, it certainly seems Adele has been good at keeping her flaming-hot fingers from unleashing pain on the line. Still, there is one compelling theory… 

We’ll keep you posted if she ever comes out of Twitter hiding – just like she inevitably has to leave those bloody boxes.

Source: news.com.au
Photo: Cameron Spencer / Getty. 

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