Look, AI is impressive and all, but it’s still pretty dumb. While it can be an amazing tool with all sorts of legitimate uses, it just can’t seem to grasp the concept of human creativity.
With Valentines Day on the horizon, blog, AI Weirdness, recently collected a bunch of genuine messages often found on candy hearts and fed them to a neural network. You know, the ones that say “LOVE U” or “KISS ME”, etc.
Once the network had enough information, it had a crack at generating its own candy heart messages to hilariously stupid effect. On the better end of the results, there were some that could pass as real, but only just.
The list starts to devolve into nonsense pretty quickly, though, with results like “AM GOOD”, or “COOL CUD”.
YOU A LOVE
YOU ARE BABE
ME MY <3
YOU ARE IT
FANCY MY HERO
But this is just the tip of the iceberg, pals. They only get worse.
PIN A FACE
BE A GOOL
TWEET UP BAT
I will never stop laughing at “BOG LOVE” or “BEAR WIG”. Good grief. The lower end of the spectrum is nothing short of amazing.
LOVE 2000 HOGSYEA
HOW U HOT
YOU ARE BOA
YOU A GOO
YOU ARE BAG
“HOLE”. Fuck me right up. Where the hell did it come up with “LOVE 2000 HOGS YEA”? I’m crying, folks.
At the end of the post, research scientist, Janelle Shane, notes that some of the results were simply too gnarly to post, but if we really wanted them, we could sign up for an email. You better fucking believe I requested that shit. Behold, the very bottom of the AI barrel.
TIME 2 WANK
BEAT ME TAME
If “SWEET PISS” and “BONG LOV” don’t get your engine revving, I really can’t help you. I also really enjoy the blatant attack on singles with, “TIME 2 WANK”.
At least we know an apocalypse at the hands of AI will probably be hilarious.Source: AI Weirdness
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