The Vatican Has Its Own ‘Minecraft’ Server Now, If You Feel Like Griefing The Pope

Vatican minecraft server.

For the last few years, everything that has happened on this planet seems like it has been part of an attempt to create the most ridiculous series of words imaginable. Five years ago, the phrase “US Navy confirms veracity of Tom DeLonge UFO videos” would have been unthinkable, and yet here we are. Today, our real but absurd phrase is “Vatican Minecraft server DDoS attack”.

Yes, the Vatican has a Minecraft server, courtesy of Robert Ballecer, a self-described “Digital Jesuit” who did a poll in September reaching out to gamers to nominate a game that he could “spin up a few servers in the Vatican for” to provide a “less toxic” environment for gaming with “more community”. Minecraft, the famous block game everyone loves, beat out ARK, Rust, and Team Fortress 2 (the funniest option to my mind).

True to his word, he launched the server and, of course, people immediately started fucking with it.

In addition to griefing the shit out players, Ballecer suggested ‘trolls’ had been deliberately attempting to DDoS the server:

He appears unfazed though:

I’m sure this would never actually happen but it brings me so much joy to imagine someone trying to explain any of this to the Pope.

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