If there’s one thing we can agree on in the messed up world we live in, it’s that ollies are SICK. Pulling off the perfect ollie is probably sickest thing you can do, apart from getting a sick tattoo of a wolf.
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But how do you know if your ollies are actually sick? How does one apply a score to such a subjective form of athletic art? One brave man has cracked the code.
Mastermind Josh Sheldon built what is essentially a small version of one of those hammer strength testing games you’d find at a carnival, but it only measures sick ollies. It is appropriately named the Sick Ollie Machine.
After some experimentation, Josh discovered that the score of a sick ollie is 809. Sound cryptic? Sure is, which is why I’ll let him explain all the science in his video below. Be sure to watch him try it out at the end so you can take a stab at how many bongs he smoked while making this important device.
Ollies are fkn SICK.
Source: Gizmodo.
Photo: Getty.
