Animal Crossing‘s Bunny Day sucks eggs. That’s it, that’s the yarn. Do you even need to scroll down to read the rest of it? Probably not, unless you want to read more about how dumb Bunny Day is. Keen? Let’s do it.
Bunny Day is Animal Crossing: New Horizon‘s Easter event. But don’t let its name fool you because it isn’t a one-day event, it runs for 12 days, TWELVE. It kicked off last week and concludes on – you guessed it – Easter. It was fun at first, I enjoyed looking for eggs and creating things from said eggs. I hate it now. I hate it so much. On Day One of the event, a not at all terrifying rabbit by the name of Zipper T. Bunny appears on your island. Zipper gives you the task of collecting a limitless amount of Easter eggs, which come in a slew of different forms. Off the top of my head, because I’ve unwillingly caught and found so many goddamn eggs, you can collect Stone, Wood, Earth, Sky, Water, and Leaf ones. There are too many eggs, to a point where Bunny Day doesn’t even feel special anymore. It’s not like catching a rare fish or whatnot, y’know? It’s just too much. Afterwards, Zipper tells you about the recipes hidden around your island. The majority of these recipes are found in message bottles on the beach and presents from the sky. The recipes are limited edition, which is the appeal I suppose. Some are cute – I like the egg crown and a couple of the outfits, but that’s about it.
The rest are shit, I’m not sorry.
https://twitter.com/NookNetNet/status/1245895009838170113
For the record, I haven’t always been this bitter about Bunny Day. My hatred for the bastard event kicked in around Day Three, when I realised that all medium-sized fish are WATER EGGS. So I can’t even go for a peaceful fish in isolation anymore, because “that’s an egg, not a fish! What should I do with it…”
“That’s an egg, not a fish! What should I do with it…”
“That’s an egg, not a fish! What should I do with it…”
“THAT’S AN EGG, NOT A FISH! WHAT SHOULD I DO WITH IT…”
It costs 2,000 Nook Miles to travel to a different island, two thousand and I like to make those Miles back in achievements and bells. I can’t do that if 8/10 fish I catch are EGGS. In saying this, I would like to formally apologise to the sea bass. I am so sorry I ever got annoyed that I kept catching you. You are a beautiful fish that I never should’ve taken for granted. Yes, I know I can just make fish bait and catch fish that way. Let me whinge.
Anyway.
i am one animal crossing water egg away from losing my god damn mind
i just want to fish in peace i do not want eggs please just let me fucking fish without catching eggs how does it even look like a fish in the water eggs are clearly egg shaped not a fish shape swimming fuck fu
— Eddy Burback (@eddyburback) April 3, 2020
just caught my 87th easter egg #AnimalCrossing #ACNH #NintendoSwitch pic.twitter.com/6wtemByYrd
— leen (@walaposa) April 2, 2020
Here’s all the fish coming to N. Hemisphere Animal Crossing players this month:
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg
– Water Egg— Ben Bertoli?! (@SuperBentendo) April 2, 2020
Oh, and there’s supposed to be a fishing tourney on Saturday, April 11. During water egg season. Hell.
⭐️ Upcoming Fishing Tourney ⭐️
The 1st Fishing Tourney on the Deserted Island is planned for Saturday, April 11th! 🎣 #ACNH #AnimalCrossing pic.twitter.com/cyZRLnNbt6— ACNH Island News (@ACNewHorizonsEN) April 5, 2020
Water eggs aside, what if you just don’t celebrate Easter? And now you have to put up with this bullshit for 12 days? Make. Bunny. Day. Optional.
https://twitter.com/jakijaki13_/status/1245298686386724864
Today I’ve spent the least amount of time playing Animal Crossing: New Horizons since it launched. I think I’m just over the Easter Event. My main objective is to upgrade my house, but fishing is so painful with the event going on, I might just take a break until it’s over.
— Stealth (@Stealth40k) April 5, 2020
never seen my friend group coalesce so quickly as in their hatred for this terrible animal crossing easter event
— austin walker (@austin_walker) April 1, 2020
Good morning to everyone except that annoying fucking Easter Rabbit in animal crossing.
— Paladin (@PaladinAmber) April 2, 2020
CUT IT with the eggs animal crossing CUT IT OUT with the egg wardrobes with the egg crowns I DONT WANT them !!! Anymore ! pic.twitter.com/XQmWvc9rNm
— eleanor (@snitchery) April 3, 2020
https://twitter.com/heyshanmurphy/status/1245478888655826945
Remember this?
oh yeah to those new to animal crossing, the egg series used to be literal eggs and is nauseating to look at pic.twitter.com/tnr59zXiyl
— Brad (@nekoabuki) April 2, 2020
You know what else really did my head in over the weekend, re: Animal Crossing? Finding out that the elusive gold tools can break now. I don’t want to talk about it.
