Everyone’s New Bae Pornhub Has Gifted Us All Free Premium Porn For V-Day

Of all the celebratory days of the year, Valentines Day seems to be the most predictable. You get some roses, you get some fucking chocolates, good on ya Valentine. Mad effort. 

Forget that noise, because purveyors of adult internet viewing, Pornhub, have out-gifted every single one of you by offering free access to their premium content. PREMIUM, dude. 

Whether your single or DTP (down to porn) with your partner, you can take advantage of Pornhub’s offer right here. Don’t worry, that link is fairly safe for work, I’m not a monster. 

According to the site, you won’t have to use your credit card to sign in and there appears to be no further terms and conditions attached. “Get stoked to spend this V-day with your new bae, Pornhub Premium,” they say. 

I suppose that makes Pornhub everyone’s bae now. Cute. 

Source: Gizmodo. 

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