Critically savaged erotic fiction whirlpool Fifty Shades Of Grey has inspired an affordable line of lingerie, thus ensuring that inherently un-sexy poor people can smoulder with the youthful abandon of an adventurous twenty-something university student dating a rapey billionaire weirdo the next time they feast upon a “Christian Grey-flavored popsicle” or put objects in their butt or whatever the hell that book is about.
“I’m thrilled that Target will be the exclusive retailer of the official Fifty Shades of Grey lingerie collection in Australia, offering widespread access to the luxury collection. We’ve worked together to ensure the range encapsulates the passion of Anastasia and Christian’s love,” author E L James said with a straight face. “The collection is styled on the elegant pieces Anastasia receives from Christian, lifting the Fifty Shades of Grey story off the pages and into the wardrobes of Australian women. The pieces tap into the fantasy world from the trilogy.”
Here is one of those pieces.
The pieces start at just $15, allowing way more money for this.
The debut Fifty Shades of Grey lingerie collection will be available exclusively at Target Australia in store and online at target.com.au from 26 September. Prices range from $15 for g-strings, $19 for briefs, $35 for bras, $35 for suspenders and $49 for bustiers and chemises.
