It’s a fact. Ugly sandals – and I mean UGLY – are trending. From Tevas to Birkenstocks, chunky grotesque shoes are absolutely 100% in for summer 2020.

I can’t say I’m a fan, but as the resident style person at Pedestrian.TV, I have to report the facts you guys. And this is a fact – if you don’t own a pair of these fucking monsters yet, you soon will. Because all the stylish folks are wearing them with their slip skirts and denim dresses and wide leg jeans, so that means we all will be, if not are already.

Since there’s more on offer besides the Tevas and the Birks, I’ve rounded up the best (read: most hideous) ugly sandals in Australia for you. There are plenty to choose from here, so no matter what your personal style you can go ruin it with giant foamy monstrosities of sandals! Woo!

Teva

sandals
Womens Midform Universal, $99.95

Ellesse

sandals
Giglio Sandal, $79.95

Dr Martens

Myles, $199.99

Teva

sandals
Mens Original Universal, $89.95

Dr. Martens

sandals
Blaire Hydro, $199.99

TWOOBS

TEMA / RAY X, $139.95

The Iconic

SUICOKE Moto Cab, $269.95

TWOOBS

sandals
BESSIE // JANE, $149.95

Sportsgirl

Jade Flatform, $69.95

Nasty Gal

sandals
Work Your Way Up Flatforms, $72

TWOOBS

BEE // GIG, $169.95

Sol Sana

sandals
Bessy Sandal, $99.95

The Iconic

sandals
Dazie Delilah Slides, $49.99

Superga

1908 Slide, $69.95

The Iconic

Dazie Fen Slides, $29

Senso

Elijah, $99

Sportsgirl

Yuval Slide, $49.95

Lacoste

Suruga Sandal, $119.95

The Iconic

SPURR Calahan Sandal, $59.99

Nasty Gal

Raise Hell Platform, $84

Naturalizer

Jaycie Sandal, $89.95

Tommy Hilfiger

Espadrille Sandals, $59

Betts

sandals
Vanessa Slide, $34.99
Image: TWOOBS