It’s a fact. Ugly sandals – and I mean UGLY – are trending. From Tevas to Birkenstocks, chunky grotesque shoes are absolutely 100% in for summer 2020.

I can’t say I’m a fan, but as the resident style person at Pedestrian.TV, I have to report the facts you guys. And this is a fact – if you don’t own a pair of these fucking monsters yet, you soon will. Because all the stylish folks are wearing them with their slip skirts and denim dresses and wide leg jeans, so that means we all will be, if not are already.

Since there’s more on offer besides the Tevas and the Birks, I’ve rounded up the best (read: most hideous) ugly sandals in Australia for you. There are plenty to choose from here, so no matter what your personal style you can go ruin it with giant foamy monstrosities of sandals! Woo!

Teva

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Womens Midform Universal, $99.95

Ellesse

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Giglio Sandal, $79.95

Dr Martens

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Myles, $199.99

Teva

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Mens Original Universal, $89.95

Dr. Martens

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Blaire Hydro, $199.99

TWOOBS

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
TEMA / RAY X, $139.95

The Iconic

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
SUICOKE Moto Cab, $269.95

TWOOBS

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BESSIE // JANE, $149.95

Sportsgirl

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Jade Flatform, $69.95

Nasty Gal

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Work Your Way Up Flatforms, $72

TWOOBS

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
BEE // GIG, $169.95

Sol Sana

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Bessy Sandal, $99.95

The Iconic

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Dazie Delilah Slides, $49.99

Superga

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
1908 Slide, $69.95

The Iconic

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Dazie Fen Slides, $29

Senso

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Elijah, $99

Sportsgirl

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Yuval Slide, $49.95

Lacoste

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Suruga Sandal, $119.95

The Iconic

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
SPURR Calahan Sandal, $59.99

Nasty Gal

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Raise Hell Platform, $84

Naturalizer

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Jaycie Sandal, $89.95

Tommy Hilfiger

23 Pairs Of Ugly Sandals To Ruin Your Cute Slip Dress Look With In The Name Of Fashion
Espadrille Sandals, $59

Betts

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Vanessa Slide, $34.99
Image: TWOOBS