Anyone who regularly rides the Sydney Trains network will know that any trip can turn into an adventure in a fraction of a second. Most of those adventures involve industrial quantities of spew, but sometimes there’s narrative variation.
Like last night on the Airport line, when some maniac with inscrutable motives tossed a pair of chooks into the open doors of a carriage and fled into the night like some kind of demented Batman. 7 News had the scoop:
Sydney Trains staff are scratching their heads as mystery passenger threw chickens aboard trains & then fled into the night. @NinaBStevens pic.twitter.com/4VZ9jPArDE
— 7 News Sydney (@7NewsSydney) April 26, 2017
Looks like they chooked about on the packed train for a bit until two passengers took pity and picked them up, before bringing them to station management.
“Well, we’ve got two chickens now,” they tell the cameras, in what could be the most succinct expression of utter existential defeat yet recorded.
Do you know the mystery Night Chook Bandit? Are you the Night Chook Bandit? Email us at editor@pedestriangroup.com.au. We want to know your motives, your dreams, your passions.
Source: 7 News.
Photo: 7 News.
