Roxy Jacenko’s New Syd Office Hit With “Foul” Brown Sludge In Prank Attack

Sydney PR queen Roxy Jacenko‘s new Paddington digs for her company Sweaty Betty has only been open for about two months, and it’s already been hit with a grotty prank. 

Goss column Private Sydney reports that pranksters smeared the walls and letterbox of the office with “thick, brown, foul-smelling sludge”. Of course, said sludge could really be any number of thick, brown, foul-smelling substances, but I’m going to go ahead and say it was turds. Want to challenge me on that? Name a time and place. I will fight you.
According to Private Sydney scribe Andrew Hornery, the substance also attracted a “swarm of blowflies”. The prank apparently happened over the Easter Weekend. Yeesh.
The Paddington office opened up in February after the last office proved to be too much of a tight fit. The fitout reportedly cost $1.4 million. The cute little courtyard at the office is a repeated subject of Jacenko’s Instagram selfies:

@mossmanclothing x @balmain x @giuseppezanottidesign Wednesday’s ??

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Source: News.com.au.

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