No euphemisms here, just the most risque competition we’ve seen in quite some time. So…basically…artist and provocateur Terence Koh (in conjunction with Oyster Magazine) will be going on Chatroulette viewing photos of Australian penises to find the “Best Cock in the Country”. Photos will be judged on “size, artistic merit, lighting and overall aesthetic appeal” and we’re pretty sure the pageantry excludes a talent competition/interview component.
Says Oyster: Terence Koh…is on a quest to find the best cock in Australia, and Oyster is helping him do it. From now until the 7th of August, Oyster will be accepting entrants for the Best Cock in the Country. The winner will be hand-picked by Koh based on size, artistic merit, lighting and overall aesthetic appeal. The competition’s winner will be personally interviewed by Koh, and can choose to take the crown in public, or keep their identity anonymous. Their full glory will also be published in Oyster Magazine and they’ll receive a super special surprise.
Some caveats. Flaccid shots only on the count of those draconian Australian censorship laws and please exclude your face from initial submissions for anonymity purposes. If this sounds like a completely reasonable thing to do in exchange for penis fame and the chance to speak with Terence Koh send your entries to actingeditor@oystermag.com.
