According to an explosive report over at RadarOnline.com, Malia Obama, confirmed teenager and daughter of U.S. President Barack Obama, probably smoked weed at Lollapalooza. This is a shocking confirmation of rumours that have circulated since the 1950s that teenagers sometimes smoke weed.
Make up your own mind:
Is Malia Obama smoking weed? pic.twitter.com/qwzxw7VX3W
— The Lit Room (@TheLitRoomBlog) August 10, 2016
She probably did. According to 18-year-old festival-goer Jerrdin Selwyn – known from now on as a LOW DOWN DIRTY RAT SNITCH – Obama took the joint from some nearby bloke and gave it a good ole puff:
I saw some young guy hand her a cigarette; she took at least one hit on it. She had it in her hand for about one minute then gave it back to him. She was literally only a few feet from me. . .and she was the only person who had any form of pipe or cigarette that I could see.
Selwyn confirmed she could “smell marijuana”, which is obviously an extremely rare occurrence at a music festival.
Malia: if ya did it, we salute you. Bong on, ya legend. Your two terms under the scrutiny of the entire nation are coming to a close, and if Trump gets up you’re gonna need the freshest dank to blot it out. Go wild. Run free.
Source: RadarOnline.
Photo: Twitter.
