Kim Kardashian Wore A Dress So Confusing It Seems Physics Has Failed Us

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In unexpected news that will likely shock you to your core, Kim Kardashian just wore another very NSFW dress.

For those who haven’t already guessed, I’m being facetious. We all know that Kim’s wardrobe is practically defined by outfits that would make any other human feel both physically and mentally uncomfortable.

But her latest Thierry Mugler dress is on a whole other level.

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Imagine a gown with so many cutouts that you can’t actually understand how it stays in place. Even if you had all the Hollywood tape in the world, there are some things that physics still fails to explain.

For context, the hectic vintage piece first made its runway debut back in 1998 as part of the Mugler spring/summer haute couture show:

Never one to shy away from a bold wardrobe opportunity, Kim Kardashian stepped out at the 5th annual Hollywood Beauty Awards in Los Angeles overnight, sporting the absolutely bonkers look:

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It gets more intense.

Check out the close-up view of the cut-out bodice:

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Not only is it barely-there it also looks tight and uncomfortable AF.

Can she breathe? Is she okay? How can she look so chilled and composed when there’s a harness ripping into her bewbs???

This dress prompts so many questions. I don’t know where to look, what to think, or how to unsee it.

As for accessories, the Mugler dress came complete with matching bondage-inspired wrist straps – because they clearly hadn’t pushed the look far enough already – along with a pair of clear stilettos.

Kim arrived at the event alongside famous celebrity hairstylist, Chris Appleton, who opted for a comparatively tame suit.

For those who don’t know who Chris is, he’s the man behind Kim and Kylie Jenner‘s ever-changing hair and Ariana Grande‘s iconic ponytail.