Experts Are Worried That Sex Robots Are Going To Fuck Us Until We Die

I’m sad to announce that the day you feared most has finally come true: scientists are worried that robots are going to fuck us to death.
We’ve barely managed to get them to the point where they can walk, and yet our best and brightest are already speculating about what will happen we get to the technology level where we can put your dinguses in and on robots, and, frankly, they’re worried.
Speaking at the Second International Congress on Love and Sex with Robots (I’m not sure if it’s more miraculous that this exists, or that there’s been two of them), Swiss researcher Oliver Bendel warned that robots might destroy humanity in one of two fashions and, hell, I welcome both of them.
The first issue being that, thanks to robots being tireless fuck-machines and people being very much tireful, if we haven’t fully nailed (sorry) empathy in robots, they are likely to fuck us to the point of exhaustion and beyond.
The second (and vastly more pleasant) possible outcome is that robots might be just so good at boning down that we choose never to have sex with another human again, which doesn’t sound all that bad.
Bendel also raised concerns about whether sex robots should have the right to refuse extreme requests, whether they should be made available at all times, whether they should have to reveal that they are, in fact, robots, and whether they should be able to “entice” humans into having sex with them.
Considering how unbelievably rude people are to Siri for laughs, I can’t imagine the ethics of robot-boning are going to be anything but a spectacular mess. The future is going to be goddamn crazy.
Source: The Register.

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