“You guys have to clap louder than that”-Usain Bolt (LOL) #Jam #Rio2016 pic.twitter.com/PTG3F3EBrr
— LizzLocker (@Lizzs_Lockeroom) August 8, 2016
Then came the real good biz: The confirmation of his final Olympics, and the promise of giving the world something it’s never seen.
“I’ve always wanted to run sub-19, so I’m really focused on that.”
“I really, really, really want that one.”
For some utterly bizarre reason, one reporter in the pack decided to stand up and do a very ill-conceived rap to his (clearly) beloved Bolt.
This type of Usain Bolt fanboy rubbish is ridiculous. Be a proper journalist. IOC know he was gona do it? Possibly.pic.twitter.com/FsyHGbSODu
— Cillian O Conchuir (@killeroc) August 8, 2016
I mean, no one’s upset that you did it, it’s just I don’t think your editor would be too stoked on printing that, hey m8.
“In life nothing is guaranteed.”“For me going out there I never worry about that. I just go out there and compete.”“I think we’re going in the right direction. I must say, we’re weeding out the bad ones. I think people should have faith. We have to go through the rough times before we get to the good times.”
Samba do #Brasil mit @usainbolt #Rio2016 #rioARD pic.twitter.com/Eew5fnWre0
— Tim Tonder (@TonderTim) August 8, 2016
A Samba send-off for @usainbolt at his press conference #RioOlympics2016 #usainbolt pic.twitter.com/dQRCWvhpNB
— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) August 8, 2016
Find me a better way to sign off on a glittering Olympic career: You absolutely cannot do it.