The Manchester City Defender Who Stole Xmas

Manchester City have come up with a novel way of spreading the Christmas cheer by gifting their fans with a virtual advent calender. Everyday a new player delivers a message of thanks to the fans and plays out a popular Christmas tradition. A big hit so far, fans have been treated to Mario Balotelli getting confused by the mechanics of a Christmas cracker and David Silva choking on a mince pie. The most disturbing entry so far is Serbian defender Aleksander Kolarov’s icy rendition of Jingle Bells.

Delivered with the ruthless brutality of a Liam Neeson death threat, it’s a depressingly funny way to kick of the silly season. A sack of coal for you sir!

via Metro Sport