After months of speculation and rumours of its existence, the world finally gets to witness Hulk Hogan’s saggy old man arse via his leaked sex-tape. Shot on the sly (which only adds to the creepy factor), the grainy footage shows the 59 year-old wrestling legend getting freaky with 39 year-old Heather Clem in between screening calls from his son and whining about how much food he just ate.
Unfortunatly for the Mr.Nanny and Santa With Muscles star, getting caught on tape with the Hulkster is not what it once would have been, as a source close to Clem points out.
She thinks it puts her in a bad light- it’s not as if Hulk’s a hunk and it’s a pretty embarrassing moment. What’s worse is Hulk’s interruptions- stopping Heather when she’s performing a sex act to check his cell phone and then admitting he felt like a pig because he ate too much right after they finished up… the video makes her look like a piece of meat.
via RadarOnline
Some things the incident has taught us.
– Hulk Hogan don’t miss no calls for no one.
– Hulk Hogan must be a damn good friend (Heather Clem was his best mate’s, Bubba the Love Sponge, wife and he is alleged to urge Hulk’n’Heather to do their thing at the start of the tape.)
– You can legally change your name Bubba the Love Sponge.
– You shouldn’t eat before sex. (Or before watching Hulk Hogan have sex)
“Sex tapes rule!”
For some NSFW thrills, you can check out a one minute trailer at Gawker
For more family-friendly body slamming…
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