Please Stop Uploading World Cup Footage of Germany Fucking Brazil To Pornhub


With yesterday’s 7-1 World Cup obliteration of host nation Brazil at the hands of Germany, inevitably people’s capacity to find humour in anything surfaced yet again and the flood of jokes began. Some were well crafted, others crass, and then some took the humiliation suffered in the defeat and drew the comparison to public sex for some reason? Either way, PornHub is over the joke.

Following the loss, the streaming self-love assistance service was inundated by people uploading footage of the defeat with “hilariously” “creative” titles such as “Young Brazillians get fucked by entire German soccer team,” and things along those lines. Funny once? Absolutely. Two or three times? Sure, why not. But eventually their patience ran thin.

BOOM.

All the offending videos have since been removed, restoring the peaceful civility that PornHub is world renowned for once again.
So now you can resume your normal activities free of fear that searching for “long ball” won’t return gross clips of SOCCER again.

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