Irish Schoolkid Defeats Our Hearts, Offers Boxer Michael Conlan His Medal

Here is a very short list of things we’ve learned so far at Rio 2016:

  • It’s almost impossible to beat the Jamaican on the track.
  • It’s equally hard to best the American in the gymnastics.
  • Hardest of all is fucking over the Irishman in the ring, and thinking you can get away with it.

The world came around to that last fact in the aftermath of the bantamweight bout between Ireland’s Michael Conlan and Russia’s Vladimir Nikitin. Judges awarded the quarter-final to the Russian in a shock decision, despite the fact Conlan objectively wrecked his opponent. 

What followed was a full-force blast from Conlan, who said the sport’s officials are “fucking cheats” and that amateur boxing “stinks from the core right to the top”.


Welp, it appears the entire nation has now rallied around the bloke. Even IRL’s youngest fighters have cottoned on to the fact their dude was robbed – and Conlan has taken notice.

In a letter shared on Facebook, young Finn McManus went ahead and offered one of his school medals to Conlan instead one of those dang Olympic nick-nacks. With some prize-winning handwriting of his own, the five-year-old told the fighter he’s the best in the world – which, while cute, also seems pretty close to the truth:
 
That lil’ ego booster was reposted by Conlan, who said he’s got a lil’ something for his young aficionado:

FWIW, Nikitin also pulled out of the semi-final because of injuries sustained in the quarters, and a stack of the judges involved in scoring the fight have been sent packing. For reference, he’s how Conlan is lookin’ after the now-infamous bout:

School medal doesn’t look so bad after all of that, hey?
Source: ABC.
Photo: Dean Mouhtaropolous / Getty / Michael Conlan / Twitter.

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