You probably didn’t wake up this morning to think you’d be confronted with the news that Conor McGregor was sporting a hearty erection during his weigh-in with Floyd Mayweather, and yet here we all are, so you might as well just strap in and enjoy.
Earlier today, Mayweather and McGregor weighed in at 149.5 and 153 respectively, numbers that mean precisely fuck-all to me because I don’t understand the imperial system, but you’re not really here for that information anyway, you’re here to find out more about Conor’s dick situation, and I feel that.
In a deeply homoerotic display that played more like a deleted Game Of Thrones scene than a sporting event, McGregor entered the weigh-in and stripped down to his jocks to reveal the outline of a rock hard member, engorged thanks to his sheer blood-lust and the screams of the crowd.
Mayweather, who later stripped down to a pair of green boxers bearing the logo of an Irish bookmaker, pointed at it and laughed, then Conor screamed directly into his face for a while. I’d honestly be pretty sure I dreamed all of this if there wasn’t a video of the whole thing, so here you go:
Conor’s unit did not go unnoticed on social media:
Also… sup #MayMac pic.twitter.com/cI16iEAeIK
— Lauren J🟦 (@thespinzone) August 25, 2017
Conor is lit up. Screaming at Floyd face to face. Calling him a lil bitch. McGregor with a full hard on as he screams. This guy is erect.
— Fight Ghost (@Fight_Ghost) August 25, 2017
… and so on. You like these? Twitter’s got a million of ’em.
If indeed McGregor was sporting an erection at the weigh-in, it wouldn’t be the first time. The below video shows the Irishman exhibiting a similar level of excitement during a weigh-in with rival Dave Hill.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sIwMeLBALY
Look, if stripping down to his undies and then screaming smack talk into another dude’s face is what gets Conor McGregor fully barred up, then frankly, we’re happy for him and we’re not going to judge.
The fight is scheduled for Saturday August 26 in Las Vegas, meaning Sunday morning in Australia. You could watch it or TBH you could just read this very good New Yorker piece on it instead.
