Valentine’s Day is coming in hot and fkn hard, folks. And by that, I mean it’s a mere 18 days away. If you don’t want to be caught lacking with a measly box of heart-shaped choccies and some lacklustre flowers on this important day of
sex love, we’ve got a cheeky alternative that’ll put the V right back into Valentine’s Day.
Enter: Splash Blanket’s new Splash Kit. A neato gift pack filled with the brand’s favourite goodies. So, what exactly are we talking you ask? Well, kicking off with a bang, we of course, have one of the famous waterproof squirt/sex blankets for you to lay down when the time arises. And that time will be pretty soon if the rest of the contents of this box is anything to go by.
The kit also comes with your choice of the Sacred Squirter (a big glass dildo) in its 1.0 or 2.0 version (plus, a case to keep it in). Then, you get the option of adding the Yinn Lubricant in either water base or oil base, as well the choice between a pleasure wand vibrator in Flick (for clit-flicking) or Suki (for clit-suction), too.
All you’ve gotta do is pop the code ‘VDAY2023’ into the checkout, and you n’ your lover are in for a $256.69 treat. A bargain, if you ask us.