Sex can be a great time, folks, but it can also be deeply awkward, and I’d wager anyone who’s done the sideways tango more than a few times has a story or two that’ll make you cringe yourself into a sultana. A recent Reddit thread has become the straight cordial of these stories, packing cringe so concentrated it should be straight-up illegal.

The Ask Reddit thread is titled, “What is something your partner has done during sex that completely ruined it for you?” and, well, it does pretty much exactly what it says on the tin.

Here are some the wildest posts.

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Good lord. Some of them are just absolutely cracking jokes.

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Others are just, uh, one of those things that happen every now and then.

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But for the most part, the stories are just bizarre.

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There you have it, mates, everyone has awkward sex from time to time. Embrace the weird.

If you wanna read more of these, you can do so at the link below.

Source: Reddit
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