Once in a while, I’ll stumble across a video that reignites the fire within my usually-dormant heart, shakes me to my very-shooketh core and brings me to my knees as I pray to a higher power in thanks for uniting me with such slap-worthy content. It’s safe to say that the following footage, posted by Twitter user @ElliDaReuler, is one of those videos.
@ElliDaReuler posted footage depicting a fearless angel trying get her manses to unlock his damn phone with face ID, alongside the caption “Man I thought she was pepper spraying him but she was trying to get his Face ID.”
Homeboy puts up a valiant effort in resisting the face ID, performing what can only be described as Matrix-style movements as he avoids face-to-screen contact.
This girl is also me in any situation ever. How I love you, sis.
Man I thought she was pepper spraying him but she trying to get his Face ID ???????????????? pic.twitter.com/UFhX8XrLdu
— ひM.A.T.Aひ (@EliiDaRuler) September 23, 2019
Twitter obviously swarmed to the woman’s defence, advising her to run for the high hills.
Whatever you wanted to know sis.. that’s the answer right there
— Curls Toe-lin’ (@JeSuisAParis) September 23, 2019
He been training hard knowing one day this moment would come. pic.twitter.com/ki2J4HeTIv
— C-Recks (@lyric2go) September 23, 2019
all bro had to do was close his eyes pic.twitter.com/XnEo7A7zJQ
— ♡ (@kassgd) September 23, 2019
I mean, yes, if I was dating someone and they were THAT stressed about showing their phone, I’d be ditching their booty in a heartbeat, but can we not detract from the fact that our girl is hungry and fearless and won’t stop at anything until she gets answers? I could honestly cry with pride.
I also cannot stress enough – this determined Goddess exists within us all when we’re feeling a bit jealous or insecure. She’s a martyr. A saint.
The internet is a beautiful, beautiful place.Image: Twitter @EliiDaRuler