Babaga-Sploosh: Durex Cook It, Tease New Eggplant-Flavoured Condoms

We’re not sure if this is just a tech-themed gee up – it’d play well into their recent emoji-heavy campaign promoting the use of their frangas to stave off the Zika virus – but a more pressing concern is what kind of eggplant flavour they’d end up using.

Raw? God, just give us the latex. Babaganouj? Deeelish, but perhaps a lil’ too garlicy for its intended purpose. Eggplant parmigiana seems like the safest bet, as it’d appeal to both the omnivorous and meat-free crowds, and it’d probably taste just as good after spending a night in the fridge. 

As we ponder the possibilities, we’ll let Richard here draw your attention to another problem:

@durex guys, #BREAKING is the worst possible hashtag you could use for this.

— Richard Cook (@cookywook) September 5, 2016