Dicks are funny.
They’re funny to look at, they’re funny when they’re flaccid, they’re funny when they’re hard.
They are most funny, though, when they are drawn on things.
The humble penis has, for centuries, been scribbled into maths notebooks, carved into school desks and spray-painted on brick walls. While hundreds of experts have attempted to uncover the underlying motivation behind this ancient practice, there’s a clear one staring us all right in the face like a one-eyed monster: dicks are a pisser.
Knowing this, sage Twitter user / make-up connoisseur @asialbx has gone and created the most iconic beauty look of this sordid year: Dickliner.
Wow MUA Twitter has been so creative with their eye looks, thought I’d have my take ?????????????????????????????? pic.twitter.com/Nsfm460HVV
— asia (@asialbx) November 18, 2016
Part winged liner, part dick, dickliner erects online make-up inventiveness onto the next level. It’s beautiful.
The strong look has inspired a number of other artistés on Twitter:
inspo from @asialbx ?????? pic.twitter.com/yTMOqhtW9Z
— april (@dunemethanee) November 20, 2016
@nicolepena_ @asialbx ?????? pic.twitter.com/4QeLODkqhn
— groovyb (@brendv_r) November 19, 2016
@asialbx thanks for the inspo! pic.twitter.com/B8lUcHdjZC
— dear (@motelbaby) November 20, 2016
@asialbx sooo in LOVE with your look?????? my new everyday eye makeup pic.twitter.com/bxlP3NEPJC
— jas? (@jasmin_c_) November 19, 2016
Dicks ahoy!
Source: TheLABbible.
Photo: @motelbaby / Twitter.
