WATCH: Seth Rogen & Zac Efron Draw Dicks On Conan For ‘Clueless Gamer’

Ahhh, the humble drawn dick on the face. A rite of passage for the youth, both to encourage and foster artistic skills, and to impart the invaluable skill of never falling asleep around your pissed mates.
Testing the limits of the broadcast standards & practices, and in the process conducting an actually very interesting study into what constitutes an unallowable penis shape on US basic cable TV, Seth Rogen and Zac Efron stopped by Conan to throw down a few laps ’round Rainbow Road on Nintendo‘s iconic ‘Mario Kart 8‘ for the always funny ‘Clueless Gamer‘ segment.
Filming inside the frat house used to shoot Rogen & Efron’s upcoming ‘Bad Neighbours‘ sequel, the choice of game is absolutely spot-on for the location.
But just to crank things up a notch, whoever lost each race had to have one triumphant, safe-for-TV dick drawn on them in permanent marker.
Spoiler alert: Conan lost. A lot.

Credit where it’s due, turning the questionable dots of “ejaculate” into musical notes is an absolute masterstroke on Efron’s behalf.
That kind of quick-on-the-feet thinking? That’s shit’s instinct. You can’t teach that.

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