HOW GOOD ARE FIREWORKS?
Middlingly good, that’s what. Like yes they’re cool, but their greatest purpose is giving you an excuse to make-out with someone for the first time, and if you’re successful, then you stop watching the fireworks. It’s an extraordinarily inconsequential catch-22.
But if you ARE going to brave the crowds and/or your sanity to watch a few of the expensive sparkly things explode in the air this New Year’s Eve, here are the best free places to do so across Australia.
Be warned: most, if not all of these locations, are likely to be alcohol-free zones with a bunch of frustrated 8-year-olds and sexually frustrated 18-year-olds. But if you want to brave that mob, read on.
SYDNEY
Bradfield Park
Mrs Macquaries Point
Pirrama Park
Blues Point
Observatory Hill Park
Sydney Opera House steps
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
MELBOURNE
Photo: Getty / Vince Caligiuri.
Treasury Gardens
Flagstaff Gardens
Docklands
Domain Parklands
Federation Square
Flagstaff Gardens
Docklands
Domain Parklands
Federation Square
Westgarth overpass in Northcote
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
BRISBANE
Photo: Getty / Auscape.
South Bank Parklands
Kangaroo Point Cliffs
Victoria Bridge
Captain Burke Park
Wilson’s Lookout
City Riverwalk
Dock Street
Rail Overpass, The Barracks
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
CANBERRA
Photo: Getty / UniversalImagesGroup.
Civic Square
Garema Place
Lake Burley Griffin
Commonwealth Park
Garema Place
Lake Burley Griffin
Commonwealth Park
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
DARWIN
Photo: Darwin Waterfront Apartments.
Darwin Waterfront
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
ADELAIDE
Photo: Getty / Daniel Kalisz.
Elder Park
Glenelg Beach
Brighton Foreshore
Glenelg Beach
Brighton Foreshore
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
PERTH
Photo: Getty / Paul Kane.
Northbridge
Mandurah Foreshore
Rottnest Island
Mandurah Foreshore
Rottnest Island
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
HOBART
Photo: TripAdvisor.
Bellerive Bluff Waterfront
Rosny Lookout
Sandy Bay
Rosny Lookout
Sandy Bay
At home, on your TV, where no one alive can bother you.
Photo: Getty / Tony Feder.