Australia, please welcome your next national fauna phenomenon: the surfing swan.
Legendary footage has emerged overnight of a couple of black swan bros having a surf at Kirra – on the Gold Coast. Does a concept as promising as that deserve or need further explanation? I think not. It does, however, remind one fondly of Dylan Moran’s succinct and unprecedentedly accurate description of our curious land: “Located three quarters of a mile from the surface of the sun, people audibly crackling as they walk past you on the street. That’s why they all barbecue, you don’t need to cook somewhere like that, you just bring the shit out, fling it on a grill and it bursts into flames. It’s not supposed to be inhabited, and when they’re not doing that, frying themselves outside, they all fling themselves into the sea, which is inhabited almost exclusively by things designed to kill you; sharks, jellyfish, swimming knives, they’re all in there.”
This would never happen anywhere else but here. Australia, never change.
This would never happen anywhere else but here. Australia, never change.
Via Ninemsn.
