This just in; the double rainbow is now the second most mind-blowing meteorological phenomenon you could ever witness.
A British wildlife photographer witnessed an act of god (if The Lord was a bored thirteen year old high school student drawing dicks in their notepad margins) when he spotted this aggressively phallic looking cloud formation penetrating the sky above his house in England this week.
“I couldn’t believe it when I saw it over my house,” he told the Western Daily Press. “Its not usually the sort of thing I would take a picture of but I’m not going to miss out on a huge cock flying overhead.”
Now we can all stop wondering what the Michelin Man’s dick would look like.