Did you have a good day today? Feeling relaxed? Maybe you’re about to go to bed, snuggle a loved one, and fall dreamily to sleep?
NO! NO SLEEP FOR YOU. BE PREPARED TO BE VERY, VERY ANGRY, INSTEAD.
Here is The Herald Sun‘s front cover for tomorrow, dutifully and smugly tweeted by their editor, Damon Johnston.
Your ABC at work … but for the wrong team. Tomorrow’s Herald Sun front page #theheraldsun pic.twitter.com/NHk2hmRtYD
— damon johnston (@damonheraldsun) June 23, 2015
From recent headlines, one could assume that the vocabularies of Herald Sun writers are limited to the scaremongering starter kit: ‘JIHAD’, ‘TERROR’, and ‘CRISIS’. They then attempt to attach the scaremongering starter words to any person, company, or thing they possibly can.
BYE FELICIA.
via Twitter
