The Internet has come together on Reddit to share what is a common tragedy for most young people, their first sexual encounter. Though, they’re keeping it to SFW gif form, which only makes the awkwardness more hilarious.
Most of us have probably been there. For those of you who haven’t, you’re either damn lucky or damn unlucky depending on how you look at it. Either way, it doesn’t take away from the fact that many of us out there went from being cool, calm and collected to being frightened and ashamed in a matter of seconds.
The one and done
For some people the experience can be over all too quickly. Call it nerves, call it whatever you want, all that’s left to do once it happens is apologise profusely.
The anticipation
‘The anticipation is killing me’ is a problem no doubt shared amongst first timers, and more often than not the build up can be intense, with the end result being lacklustre.
The USB port
This one needs very little explanation. No matter how hard you try or how persistent you are, the little bastard won’t cooperate.
The parents came home
It is almost like people develop superhuman abilities when they hear those keys in the door. Clothes come on faster than you can say “Hi Dad, you’re home early.”
The confused school kid
The act itself is confusing at the best of times, and when it finally comes together you’re normally so excited you forget basic motor skills.
The Joey Tribbiani
Needs no explanation.
