The tangible, real-life existence of New Zealand has been the brunt of the internet’s jokes for a good while now. The innocent, minimalist page, “Does New Zealand Exist?” has clocked up a humble 93,000 supporters, and the biggest media mention the nation has received, in recent months, is a literal hair-pulling scandal staged by its Prime Minister, John Key.
The blatant lack of distinction between ours and New Zealand’s flags has only been making the distinction between our neighbours even more of a lazy, self-imposed punishment for years – no doubt allowing the mistake of confusing us with NZ an even easier one to make around the world.
New Zealand has now made a long-awaited move to putting the issue of its national flag to the people, with the Government to stage a referendum later this year – Kiwis will decide on keeping the current flag, or opting for a phresh new lewk instead. A panel will decide on four flag alternatives for voters in the referendum to rank – if the “yes” vote of changing the flag wins, the most popular option will then potentially be seen flying high in representation of New Zealand forevermore.
But which one of the options, submitted to a dedicated government website, is truly the most choice of choices?
Submitted online, there’s been dozens of variations like this, arguably a safe and respectful option:
Many also include the Koru, a Maori symbol of new life, growth and peace:
And then there’s the internet’s contributions. Where Kiwis are reimagined as nyan cats:
Where Te Pepes come out to play:
Where space invaders mercilessly destroy Australia’s flag:
Where the world sees NZ rollin’:
Where a subtle Simpsons reference improves the flag’s speed:
Where QR codes redirecting to New Zealand’s official website do the job:
Where sheep and Hokey Pokey are honoured:
Where a nation takes cues from your m8’s DJing “career” logo:
Where Kiwis shamelessly reveal their laser eyes:
Where, as its designer describes, “simple yet elegant” reigns supreme:
And where the nation resembles Paradise:
Thank you, internet. Your work here is done.
via SMH.
