First Allens Lollies went right ahead broke our souls by announcing the permanent hiatus of iconic sweeties, Spearmint Leaves and Green Frogs. They also fucked with the recipe for Jelly Tots, and they also drove a scare-mongering dagger into our feeble little hearts when it was incorrectly reported that Sherbies were no more. (Everything is okay, breathe deeply: Sherbies are still around.)
Now, Smith’s Crisps are here to fuck with our emotions, too: Tasty Toobs are no more. To make matters even worse, the company did this on the sly, so diehard fans didn’t even have the opportunity to stock up. Here one minute, gone the next.
The discontinuation of the tangy, tomatoey, saucy snack went unnoticed for a while (most assumed it was simply a lapse in stock at their local supermarket), but now the truth comes out:
WHY, KAREN MACKAY? WHY?
Why would Karen Toobs tease us like this? They come back into our lives due to popular demand, then suddenly: POOF! Gone once again. Like we meant NOTHING to them.
This is why we have trust issues, we swear. God damnit, Karen.
