P Diddy – I am King

If you want to smell like P Diddy, whose scent, I imagine, is a delicate mixture of bravado, absolutely no lyrical flow, some style, money, cocaine, dubious political activism, and err, pussy – look no further than his signature fragrance “I Am King”.

Wait, that metaphor was completely erroneous, you can’t smell bravado. Silly me. With a name that sounds like the animated sequel to Simba’s Saharan adventures, “I Am King” smacks of the narcissism that Diddy himself clearly possesses.

“I believe in positive affirmations,” Diddy says. “If I say, ‘I am not going to succeed, I’m a loser,’ then that’s what I am going to be. If we say we’re kings and we say we’re queens, that’s what we’re going to be. It has nothing to do with being arrogant.”