Hip Hop Smackdown: Diddy Vs Fiddy!


When 50 cent isn’t unveiling photos of himself looking gaunt and channeling Christian Bale’s slimdown (a la The Machinist) on twitter, he be starting somethin’ with Diddy.

Curtis James Jackson III (aka Fiddy) is sick and tired of seeing Sean John Combs (aka Diddy) cash in on the death and legacy of Notorious B.I.G.

So, obviously, I don’t need to tell you what the next steps were. He started a fckn twitter petition. There’s about 1100 signatures so far for ‘R.I.P. B.I.G. – Stop @iamdiddy’.

Fiddy writes, “Enough is enough, Biggie’s name should never have become Diddy’s Black Card. Just check out his latest video “The Ghost of Christopher Wallace” http://www.bit.ly/jay-diddy Let Diddy know to let B.I.G. rest in peace. When was the last time Diddy really was “biggin up his brother,” not biggin up his bank?”

No response as yet from Diddy. Just his usual cracked-out positivity and punctuation overuse.

That’s all good and well, but I’m just not sure what the outcome will be? So if he gets 10,000 signatures or even 50,000 signatures, what exactly is he hoping to achieve? As if Diddy is going to care/ start acting differently/ be all “You’re right man, I AM EXPLOITING HIS MEMORY!!!! I gotta stop wit dis shit. Thanks for pullin me up yo!!!!! Let’s gooooooooo!!!”

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