We’ve never hosted a competition that subjectively judges women before crowning one Top Female Of 2015, but we imagine there’s a short list of absolute no-nos the MC’s at Miss Universe need to avoid:
- Tiptoe around the fact that it’s not really Miss Universe since the only entrants are from Earth,
- At least pretend the contest isn’t just some vestigial, quasi-sexist ogle-sesh,
- DON’T FUCK UP THE WINNING ANNOUNCEMENT.
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By the way, have a peep at this. Just nuke us from orbit.
ICYMI: Here’s the card Steve Harvey got handed & announced Miss Colombia as the winner pic.twitter.com/VlGMms6mfl
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) December 21, 2015