Did Lil Sweetie Mark Zuckerberg Sit On A Booster Seat In Front Of Congress?

Aww. The cheeky little sweetums Mark Zuckerberg, who owns the most powerful media apparatus in human history, seems to have gotten his very own booster seat when he sat before Congress today.

This came from the Washingtonian, who snapped a pic before it was graced with the weight of Zuck’s thicc billionaire ass.

Mark Zuckerberg’s chair on Capitol Hill has a nice big extra cushion. https://t.co/cIBN2YmSYv pic.twitter.com/vAPqo9yNBw

— Washingtonian (@washingtonian) April 10, 2018

What could this be for? I mean, it’s possible that it’s just a lil extra padding considering he was about to sit in front of Congress for several hours – but to be honest, it doesn’t look particularly comfortable. Folks, it looks like this might be something to boost his height.

Zuck is 5’7″. Not the shortest guy in the world, but it doesn’t exactly project power in the hallowed halls of Congress – so it’s entirely possible he needed this booster to get a little bit of extra height. People online are speculating on this precise point.

Tech companies pretend they don’t understand the subtlety of the bias their platforms introduce, but OF COURSE they do.

Zuckerberg is 5’7”

His team has him sitting on a 4” cushion during testimony because they know it’s important for him not to look small or meek in the pics. pic.twitter.com/9on6W3eppi

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) April 10, 2018

Stop infantilizing Mark Zuckerberg! Also, here’s his booster seat. (Photographs by Evy Mages.) pic.twitter.com/MeKwDZwIEF

— Andrew Beaujon (@abeaujon) April 10, 2018

big boy #Zuckerberg in his big boy seat pic.twitter.com/wV7N3b4ILJ

— Kaeso ☆ (@akijiin) April 10, 2018

It definitely does make him seem taller, that’s for sure. More powerful? That’s up for debate. Hmm. What else is the Zuck hiding, folks?