In this edition of ‘Things Found On The Internet That Will Remain With Me For Years And Years To Come™’, a video of a man going on a casual, unassuming, fast-paced sprint with his pet parrots has gone viral.
User @johannperezz tweeted the video of Birdman 2.0. in early 2020, which has since amassed over 400k likes, alongside the caption ‘thinking about him seriously, he’s running full bloody pelt. Inspiring stuff.
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It seems like the Californian man’s daily parrot-caring routine had already generated quite an army of fans, as fellow Twitter users started coming forward with their own footage of Birdman 2.0, whose name is apparently Kenneth.
He literally takes them for walks every day 🥰 pic.twitter.com/qpk3Omy1WR
— Rebecca (@RosesForRebecca) January 12, 2020
Ayyyy, I know him. He’s always near my apartment complex ???? pic.twitter.com/JXEIW6cyrE
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In response to those who were concerned about Kenneth’s parrot-walking ritual, Perez assured them that “the birds are extremely well taken care of by the bird man!”
He continued: “I used to live in that town and he was known to be very very kind to them :)”
Thank you, Kenneth the Parrot Man, for reaffirming my love for the internet.
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