Just A Photo Of Trump Clutching Some Kind Of Glowing Orb, No Big Deal

Donald Trump‘s currently engaged on his first trip around the world as president, and his very first stop is in Saudi Arabia. Before the trip, multiple news agencies reported that foreign dignitaries and diplomats were doing their very best to accommodate for Trump, who unlike previous presidents is a huge stupid baby who needs his hand held through basic concepts.

As per the AP:

At NATO and the Group of 7 summits, foreign delegations have gotten word that the new U.S. president prefers short presentations and lots of visual aids. 

Short presentations. Lots of visual aids (read: the president is a moron who needs big colourful pictures or he won’t understand basic facts required to do his job). 

In addition to his child’s mind, the president also has the culinary tastes of a child. Caterers in Saudi Arabia, according to the AP, are “planning to offer the president steak and ketchup alongside the lamb and hefty portions of rice on the menu.”

But that’s nothing compared what will surely be an iconic photo from Trump’s reception with members of the ruling dynasty of Saudi Arabia, the House of Saud. You know, just a few billionaires casually hanging out and putting their hands on a gigantic glowing orb. No biggie:

The campaign, where Trump said he would fight the globalists and put AMERICA FIRST seems so long ago now that he’s in a darkened chamber in Saudi Arabia with his hands firmly planted on a glowing orb. It’s safe to say he wouldn’t have let Obama get away with those kind of optics.
Twitter had a lot of fun with it:

Sometimes it’s good to be online.
Source: Twitter.
Photo: Twitter.

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