Donald Trump‘s currently engaged on his first trip around the world as president, and his very first stop is in Saudi Arabia. Before the trip, multiple news agencies reported that foreign dignitaries and diplomats were doing their very best to accommodate for Trump, who unlike previous presidents is a huge stupid baby who needs his hand held through basic concepts.
At NATO and the Group of 7 summits, foreign delegations have gotten word that the new U.S. president prefers short presentations and lots of visual aids.
Short presentations. Lots of visual aids (read: the president is a moron who needs big colourful pictures or he won’t understand basic facts required to do his job).
And here’s Trump at the opening of the “Global Center for Combating Extremist Ideology” in Riyadh pic.twitter.com/gshRT2nFLU
— BuzzFeed News (@BuzzFeedNews) May 21, 2017
I think….I believe in the illuminati now? pic.twitter.com/1ZV6Ysi6EH
— Bile Cube (@BileCube) May 21, 2017
Imagine how conflicted Alex Jones is seeing an Illuminati Muslim orb ritual but featuring his favorite politician
— Dan O’Sullivan (RIP) (@Bro_Pair) May 21, 2017
Trump During the Campaign: “I will NEVER touch The Orb, even though its mysterious glow seduces and beguiles.”
Trump Today: pic.twitter.com/eWoaDeXj8n— Nick Greene (@NickGreene) May 21, 2017
Red hat guy 2016: trump is going to own the globalist cucks!
2017: Trump in shadows holding a glowing power orb with saudi royal family— derek (@eedrk) May 21, 2017
just some billionaires gathering in the dark and holding a glowing orb. probably fine
— jon hendren (@fart) May 21, 2017
Look, do I agree with the Orb’s entire agenda? Of course not. But I do trust that the Orb has humanity’s best interests at heart.
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) May 21, 2017
RIYADH — President Trump announced today that the Orb is his God now, praise to Its Luminescence, O how he longs for the warmth of Ørb pic.twitter.com/lSCjHgotgW
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 21, 2017
HANNITY: Trump orders everyone to kneel before the Glowing Orb, and the media loses it
GINGRICH: They fear the Orb!
HANNITY: It’s pathetic— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) May 21, 2017