Not following along with the utter madness that is the UK General Election today? Two key points:
- The Tories are eating an historic and utterly unexpected amount of shit.
- Jeremy Corbyn is popping off so hard rumour has it he’s off tipping trolleys in a Tesco somewhere as we speak.
Worst high 5 of all time…? pic.twitter.com/XyIE5oYt7H
— Dan Hewitt (@danhewittsky) June 9, 2017
That’s Shadow Foreign Secretary Emily Thornberry with Big Jez there, celebrating Labour’s triumph and apparently not following through with the back end of what has to be a secret Labour celebration handshake, leading Corbyn to go in for the high-five and find nothing but profoundly awkward chest.