IT’S ALIVE: The Census Is Back Online & All Your Shit Is Apparently Safe

IT’S BAAAAAACK.

After what will go down as one of the most high-profile tech fuck-ups in Australian history, the Census is now back up and ready for your personal details.

The Australian Information Commissioner Timothy Pilgrim gave it the all-clear earlier today, after concluding that none of your personal information was accessed after…

  • The servers overloaded. 
  • Chinese hackers pissed off at Mack Horton attacked it. 
  • Aussies protesting the very idea of the Census hacked it.
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Pilgrim said in the statement that the Australian Signals Directorate (ASD), the country’s leading cyber-security analysts, advised him that it was indeed a denial of service (DoS) attack.


“The ABS’s decision to shut down the website — to avoid any prospect that the DoS attack could include or otherwise facilitate a data breach — was, in the circumstances, a pro-privacy precaution,”
he said.

The whole kerfuffle is now going to subject to both a broader review led by the PM’s Cyber-Security Advisor Alastair MacGibbon, and pisstakes for the rest of the year.

The whole thing’s now back up and running, if you want to go for Round 2.

Photo: Frankenstein.

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