Fuck Everything: Donald Trump Is Officially The 45th President Of The US

Well there you go. In a dramatic upset, Donald Trump has defeated Hillary Clinton to become the 45th President of the United States. Hillary has called to concede defeat.

It was called quite early after what could very charitably be called a wipeout – Clinton ended up losing a lot of states that were believed to be absolutely in the bag for her, like Pennsylvania and Wisconsin. Looks like Trump’s particular brand of aggressively politically incorrect anti-globalisation rhetoric won out.

This’ll be a big wakeup call for the Democrats to change tack. The country has changed, the world has changed, and the unbelievable thirst for change and to unpick the consensus has led to this.

So that’s the way it is. We’ll keep you up to date as this develops.

FOR MORE ELECTION COVERAGE:

What The Fuck Happens Now?

USyd Students Chant “Grab Her By The Pussy” At Manning Bar Election Party

Yanks Desperate To Flee Trump’s America Crashed Canada’s Immigration Site

Trump’s Site Had A Major Glitch Which Made It Say W/E You Fkn Wanted It To